At least it came from a heartfelt place. At least I wouldn't be venturing into uncharted territory alone. Google, we can't thank you enough. But wait! There's more! Your penis can be cast in one of these vibrant hues: light, deep, hot pink, jet black, and neon purple.

It even made our list of list of long distance sex toys for lovers. Looking at the Clone A Willy official site , there are numerous skin tones and colors to choose from , including glow-in-the-dark neon pinks and greens! For the purposes of this review, I used a large black dildo instead of my cock.

I will start by saying that my husband is a brilliant, kind, gentle man; the kind of human who rescues wounded baby birds off the side of the road and nurses them back to health, and who cherishes nothing more than his library card and a mug of hot tea. And I made this pure, sweet, lovely soul fuck a tube of gel to clone his peen for my amusement. I am a monster, to be sure, but I write for Cosmo, and what needs to be done, needs to be done.